“Political language is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable.” - George Orwell — @dhh

“Evil is a product of the ability of humans to make abstract that which is concrete.” - Sartre — @marick

“Computer programs are an exercise in artificial inelegance.” - Unknown — @aaronblenkush

State surveillance “like pointing at a pixel with a hotdog.” — @doctorow

RT @_svs_ Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice. — @lxt

“Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn’t music.” - William Stafford — @yourdon

Wish #WWDC breakfast had fruit available. — @dastels

JavaScript has a certain beauty to it. Like shiny, clear, broken glass. On a cold toilet seat. In winter. — @PragmaticAndy

“The victory of machine over spirit." - Heine, on the merciless pianoforte, 1843 — @GreatDismal

Coffee shops that aren’t open at 7:30 in the morning?! What kind of heathen world have I awoken too?? — @tswicegood

Showing @kiaofz @elixirlang. He says it’s like the room temperature superconductor of programming languages. — @pragdave

Every “That took a lot less/more time than I expected!” is a teachable moment about software estimation. Ignore it at your own expense. — @clarkware

You really have to love writing and reporting. Like it’s more important to you than anything else in your life. — @mmhastings

To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion. — @MrAlanCooper

Seven blind men tried to describe an elephant and it got annoyed and trampled them. Moral: don’t grope an elephant you can’t see. — @cdespinosa

Once you learn to see queues and bottlenecks, you’ll see them everywhere. — @mtnygard

RT @lruettimann: Follow the money. When the conferences are big and the parties are large, the industry is worth watching. — @johannarothman

Even a stopped clock is 13:37 once a day. — @undees